Price: $29.95  

The Arbor Signature Hat ensures that youre decked out in only the finest earth-saving steeze while you live in a redwood, protest the oil companies, or just ride around in your magic, love-powered bus getting high on rainbows and butterfly songs. Bamboo fabric keeps stank at bay after a frolic with your hippie love goddess in a dewy meadow, polyester wicks moisture when you heat up making love to world peace, and a touch of spandex ensures the right fit while you laze by a babbling brook, toking on the knowledge of the ages.